Alexander Dante Waltonen

Born in the swamps of Northern Florida, Alexander (Commonly referred to by his middle name Dante) is the youngest and most insane member of Hagiophobic Productions. After growing up on Monty Python and Kids in the Hall, he's developed a dark humor that shows when he writes scripts. He also writes video game reviews when he isn't making the world a stranger place, building robots, or playing the fiddle (he's still upset about losing a fiddle duel to a guy named Johnny in Georgia). His love of screwing with the minds of those around him is second only to his love of Kit Kats. Seriously, standing between him and Kit Kats has never been a wise choice.

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